Shannanigans

my dad is totally drunk right now and it’s kind of funny but not really because I’ve literally never seen him drunk and I’m a little concerned

trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

I leave for Haiti in nine hours!

superwholocks-bitch:

so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up

she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas 

cleverness-of-me:

dontblink91011:

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

me too omfg

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

mistymountainking:

moonblossom:

sherthingbromes:

jammyleg:

hangednothung:

ne-yo:

Swagger

Je swagge
Tu swagges
Il swagge
Nous swaggons
Vous swaggez
Ils swaggent

J’ai swaggé

Je swaggerais

Je vais swagger/Je swaggerai

Que j’eusse swaggé

J’aurais swaggé

J’aurai swaggé

J’avais swaggé

Swaggerons-nous?

A proper lesson in French grammar.

Things to remember

bzedan:

• You don’t owe anything to the people who created you by smashing cells together.
• A bully is a bully and emotional mistreatment is abuse.
• Don’t let a dictionary definition of what “family” is guilt you.
• Love those who love you and are worthy of your love.